How do you make epileptic kids dance? Throw a flash bang in there room.
So a guy is evading the draft, the cops bang on his door and he runs out the back and through and alley way onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse, she complies and the cops walk by and dont see them. The man comes back up from under the nuns blouse and says”Hey man, youve got a pair of balls!” The nun says, “I didnt wanna be drafted either....”
what did the pimp order at the chinese resturaunt?He ordered some cock-bang-ho
Interviewer: Hey Jfk, what’s your favorite song by Jessie J? Jfk: I er ah Bang Bang
You know how we all have different side well I have a sucicidel side (here a bang in the next room) oh well not any more :)
What’s worse than finger banging your sister? Finding your dad‘s wedding ring
yo momma so fat when she farted the Big Bang occurred
All terrorists like starting a new year of with a bang
JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife
So put your best face on everybody, pretend you know this song everybody- *pulls out noose* 'COME HANG'... *pulls out gun* Let's go out with a bang... Bang- *gunshot*
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
how it be when the new guy takes too long... hay Danny, its me Johnny. Johnny: boss says to kill the guy in red. point the gun at his head. Danny: ok target locked. 3... 2... 1... bang. Johnny: danny hope you did not get the man in red> Danny; OH MY BRO FOR REALL.
Boyfreaind- let go to bed Girlfriend- no Boyfriend- why Girlfriend-because you want sex Boyfriend- no i dont NEXT MINUT The nan could hear banging
orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets em. ( also I banged ya mum ;) )
What’s worse than banging your sister
Having to wear your dad’s wedding ring
Shout out to the terrorists your year is starting of with a bang
Her Name was Lola
She was a loner
At the Copa
Then I saw her
And i got a boner
The next morning
She couldn't remember if I banged her
y'know what rhymes with clash, zoom, dang? slash, boom, bang, snap.
DH: What did Vegeta say to Bulma? A: What? DH: Can I show u my new move it's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK. :)
-Dark_Humor
Listen if my mom say me on roblox ate 3am she said she would bang my head against the keyboardndfndfnnckvnksdvknkdsfnvbfw
