Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
When I am getting bored, I hold a banana and start shaking it suddenly. It gives out juice after a few minutes. I get excited. Ohhhhhh!
Try with a cucumber.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
why did the banana go to the doctor.😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
what is black and white and red all over? newspaper.😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
What's red, six inches long, and made my girlfriend cry when I fed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
Teacher: We have a new student today class, come introduce yourself.
Student: My name is Buttitches.
Teacher: Please tell us your real name.
Student: Buttitches.
Teacher: I’m calling the police.
Police: Son, please tell me your real name or I’m going to shoot you.
Student: Buttitches.
Police: *shoots gun.*
A few days later, the police go to the funeral and sits behind the mom. While crying, the mom says, "My Buttitches!" The police say, "We’ll scratch it, lady."
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
moo.
Be grateful:
You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
What is a bus 🚌?
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.
Why did the monkey 🐒 take his banana 🍌 to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
