Teacher: We have new student today class, come introduce yourself. Student: my name is Buttitches Teacher: Please tell us your real name. Student: Buttitches. Teacher: I’m calling the police. Police: son please tell me your real name or I’m going to shot you. Student: Buttitches. Police: shots gun... A few days the police goes to the funeral and sits behind the mom. While crying the mom says my buttitces the police says we’ll scratch it lady
What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana, because vests don't have sleeves.
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Be grateful: You're missing work today because in the past, someone cared enough to leave that banana peel on the stairs.
What is a bus 🚌
What did the banana say to his neighbour yellow
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
A girl noticed hair growing between her legs and asked her mom about it. Her mom said it was her monkey and it grows hair. So, she told her sister, and her sister said that ain't nothing, mine's already eating bananas.
Why did the monkey 🐒 take his banana 🍌 to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because it wasn’t peeling good.
What is a monkey’s 🐒 favorite dance move?
The banana 🍌 split.
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling very well!
What time is it
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling
your mom is so fat she ate an ipad and said ahqah! funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! and whar del with airline footd its not white and its not black and its not asain ! ?AHAH?DSF
What's yellow and can't swim? a school bus full of kids
Broccoli says" I look like a tree" Walnut says "I look like a brain", Cashew says "I look like a kidney", Banana says "can we change the topic please? "
My mom show me that she could deep throat a banana. I ask how you know how to do that. My mom said I practice on your step father.
what is yellow and smells like bananas?
what is beethovens favorie fruit
bana na na
