What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
I will tell you a story. There was a fruit named Pear who was named Dyck. He one day met his friend Carrot, who was later killed after being stuck into some girl's vagina.
Pear then became very sadistic and no one loved him, and he became mentally fruit-pressed. One day he met a Banana named Harvey Weinstein, and they got married and had children who were all named Minion. Eventually, the rest of his family died, and Pear was left slowly rotting away. His last words were, "I have finally 'peared' the consequences of all my actions."
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
It’s true. I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
My Smoothie Ingredients: - Bananas - Strawberry - The Blood of my ex - Peanut Butter
One day I was eating a banana, and one my friend was eating in the balcony, so I threw my banana on his balcony. He stepped on it, so he got slipped, and one yogi was passing by me, so my friend's banana fell on his head, and he got a very nice shining half-eaten banana choti on his golden smooth head.
Last night I slipped on a banana.
My friend said it was a-peeling!
Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.
Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.
Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.
Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.
Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.
Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.
Kid: It's not an Apple product.
Indian poor dad: It's a banana.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
why do ducks have feathers? *so you don't see their butt*quack* (crack)
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
Monky.
What did the first guy say to the second?
Wanna shove a banana up yo ass?
I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
whats yellow and can't float?
A school bus full of children
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
"Puta, banana in your ear!"
What did the grape say to the banana? "Stop graping me!"
