Banana jokes
What is a monkey鈥檚 馃悞 favorite dance move?
The banana 馃崒 split.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
What time is it?
Why did the strawberry 馃崜 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
Are you a banana...
because I find you a-peeling!
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of kids.
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
What is yellow and smells like bananas?
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?
Banana na na.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
What did the sunglasses say to the banana?
Nothing, sunglasses can鈥檛 talk.
What do bananas wear into battle?
Banana-rama!
What do you call a weak, beta, tall and dumb kid? A banana.
But if you're vegan, you call him food.
If you're poor, you eat the skin.
There once were 3 men on an airplane and one bit into an apple and said, "This is disgusting!" and threw it out the window. The 2nd man bit into a banana and said, "This is rotten!" and he threw it out the window. The 3rd man bit into a bomb and screamed, "ALL MY TEETH FELL OUT!" and he threw it out the window.
Meanwhile, on the ground, a police officer was walking and he saw a kid crying and he went up to him and asked him why he was crying. He replied, "An apple came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The police officer said, "That is weird," and kept on walking. Then he saw another kid crying and the police officer asked, "Why are you crying?" and he answered, "A banana came flying out of the sky and hit me on the head!" The officer said, "This has been a strange day." Then he sees a kid laughing and he asked why he was laughing and he said, while he was laughing, "My dad farted and the house blew up!"
I caught my sister licking up and down and deep throating a banana. I said, "Why are you doing that for?" She replied, "I'm doing it for practice for your friends."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don鈥檛 recall ever eating a monkey!
During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"