What do gay men like to suck each other's bananas because they like the ice cream filling?
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
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inside 🚹 🚹 restroom
equals 😋 🍌 🍌 🍌 inside
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What do you call a shoe made out of a banana?
A slipper.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
Can you be my daddy? 🍌😘😉
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
Who was the first carpenter?
Eve, she made Adam's banana stand...
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
So, Johnny was working at a deli. A woman walks up and asks, "Do you have any salad?" Johnny says, "No." She asks, "What about carrots?" Again, Johnny says, "No." She says, "What about bananas?" Johnny says, "Tell ya what, spell out 'lad' in salad." She spells, "L A D." Johnny replies, "Spell 'rot' in carrot." She spells, "R O T." Johnny says, "Now spell 'fuck' in vegetables or fruits." She says, "There is no 'fuck' in vegetables or fruits." Johnny exclaims, "That's what I've been trying to tell you!"
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Gumball: What's that? Is it a twig?
Banana Joe: No.
Darwin: Is it a leaf?
Banana Joe: No.
Gumball: What is it then?
Banana Joe: It's my BUTT!!!
If you are a banana, why don't you eat a banana?
Oh right, you'd be a cannibal. I mean a banan-i-ball.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To mario
What do you call a banana driving a car?
A banana car.
