Banana

Banana jokes

Boy

    • Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?

    He kept throwing away the bent ones!

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    • Rhyme

    • Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA.

    Eating pork rinds, sword fightin' in pajamas at the crib playin' Fortnite with your grandma.

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    • Doctor

    • Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.

    "Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.

    "Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"

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    • Monkey

    • Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"

    "Oh honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.

    So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" So the sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"

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    • Pregnancy

    • How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?

    You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.

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    • Condom

    • A couple were trying new things in the bedroom to spice up their marriage. The husband would blindfold the wife, put on a condom and she would guess the flavor. They did this one time a night.

    The first night, she put the blindfold on and he put the condom on his dick and she tasted it, she immediately knew it was strawberry. The second night, the same thing happened except it was banana. The third night, she put the blindfold on and tasted his dick and said, "Eww it tastes like cheese and onions." The husband replied, "Hang on I haven't put the condom on yet."

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