How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
What do emo kids and bananas have in common? They both hang on trees
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
Bitch, I can make orange rhyme with banana.
BORNANA
Man goes to the doctor. He has a banana sticking out of one ear, a carrot sticking out of the other ear, and a green bean sticking out of one nostril.
"Doctor, I'm not feeling well," the man complains.
"Well, it's no wonder," the doctor replies. "You're not eating right!"
Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"
"Oh honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.
So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" So the sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"
Banana bread is cute.
Banana!
How do you know if a black lady’s pregnant?
You put a banana up her vagina and see if any little monkeys come and get it.
My girlfriend broke up with me because she caught me eating a banana with my butt........
IMAGINE!
A couple were trying new things in the bedroom to spice up their marriage. The husband would blindfold the wife, put on a condom and she would guess the flavor. They did this one time a night.
The first night, she put the blindfold on and he put the condom on his dick and she tasted it, she immediately knew it was strawberry. The second night, the same thing happened except it was banana. The third night, she put the blindfold on and tasted his dick and said, "Eww it tastes like cheese and onions." The husband replied, "Hang on I haven't put the condom on yet."
Why did a girl like bananas?
Because one day she might need to be ready.
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris?
Ape Suzettes.
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
What key opens a banana?
A monkey.
Lil Johnny's teacher wanted to play an alphabet game, so she said, "What word starts with A?" Lil Johnny raised his hand fast, but she knew that he would say "ass," so she picked on Sally and she said, "Apple." She said, "What word starts with B?" Little Johnny raised his hand as fast as he could, but she knew that he would say something like "bitch," so she picked on Emmanuel and Emmanuel said, "Banana." She went all the way to W. Little Johnny raises hand as fast as he could again, and the teacher thought of a cuss word that could start with the letter W. She could not think of a cuss word that could start with W, so she called on Little Johnny. Little Johnny said, "Wow." The teacher said, "Good job." Then Little Johnny said, "Like wow, two elephants fucking!"
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
