Why are Christmas trees banned in mental hospitals? Because the ornaments wouldn't be the only things hanging.
why does japan not allow little boys run. buz the last time a little boy came japan lost a state
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Young Couple gets banned from church.
There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they must abstain from sex for two whole weeks.
After two weeks, the minister asks the elderly couple if they had abstained. "Yes, no problem!"So the minister welcomes them to the church.
Then he asks the middle aged couple the same question "Well, after one week, the husband had to sleep on the couch, but we made it!" So the minister welcomes them to the church.
Then the minister asks the newlywed couple if they had abstained from sex for two weeks.
"We were unable to abstain. On the third day, my wife dropped a can of corn and when she bent over to pick it up, LUST and PASSION overcame me! I took her right there."
"I'm sorry," the minister says, "but you are both banned from this church!"
"We understand," says the husband, "We were banned from the grocery store, too."
FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA, PALESTINE WILL BE FREE. MY NAME SHOWS IT ALL IF YOU CAN'T SEE, IDC AT ALL, YOU CAN BAN ME. BUT LET ME TELL YOU ONE THING, WITHOUT GOD, ISR-EL IS NOTHING. SO LET ME SAY IT AGAIN, ONE LAST TIME, FREE FREE PALESTINE!
My grandma has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Once Roblox popped up in my server be like Roblox what are you doing? Me what the heck? Me how did I get in your server? Roblox, you’ve been banned for just cheating
I came I across a pic of the oldest man on earth on ig , he was 132 years old. I commented age is just a number for him now I'm banned.
yo mama so ugly she got a lifetime ban from kfc for ordering too many burgers
Whats the difference between a picture of jesus and the real jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture
French jab is ban French’s backwards
Could a staff member of this site please block Kimberly Jones
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers
if republicans really wanted to enact pro life legislation, they would ban guns. not abortion.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Why are orphan's banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Donald trump has been banned from panera
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap
So here’s this funny story and it’s true. So my mom has this friend when this guy was a kid he was on the school bus and this Mexican kid checked him into the isle so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox and he started bleeding then they both get banned from the bus for a few days so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
