Ban jokes
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the New York Zoo.
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
My grandfather has the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
My grandfather had the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.
Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.