Ban

Ban jokes

Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!

My grandfather has the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"

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  • What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

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  • Why was Cinderella banned from playing sports? Because she always ran away from the ball.

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  • Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

    He wants to make America grate again.

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