Ban jokes
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
My grandpa has the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
The reason that girls are not allowed in boys' treehouses is because girls can't keep their mouths shut about boys taking turns sucking each other's hotdogs.
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.
Trump can get banned. The cops can tack him to jail, and Trump go go go go bye bye for good. Trump is meing.
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs?
Christopher Reeves in a house fire.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
You need to play a B flat, not a C sharp, you just got band!
Why is the Nazi Anthem banned in Germany? Because Horst Wessel lied.
One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week."
They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the New York Zoo.
Yo mama so smelly, she’s even banned from the perfume store!
My grandfather has the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
My grandfather had the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
A man sacrificed children who played Roblox, so when someone knocked on the door, they said, "An administrator has banned you from heaven!"