Ban jokes
Could a staff member of this site please block Kimberly Jones?
What Lord of the Rings book is banned from the United States?
The Two Towers.
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Donald Trump has been banned from Panera.
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Apparently I'm not allowed home after house fires, but the neighbors, their house burnt lovely.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.