Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows: Sum ting wong Wei Toh Low Ho Lee Fuk Ban Din Ouch
Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
What do u call Kyson when he is banned on PS4? A depressed Indian boy
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
My Grandpa Has the Heart of a Lion. and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section
Trump can get banned. The cops can tack him to jail, and Trump go go go go bye bye for good. Trump is meing.
if ur frundy on a game sud i will kill u in the game u sud saw will if u did kill me i will tell the my more frundy to ban u from the game the frundy sud what u got frundy on the game iack u r not my frundy the all frundy u be ban if u dont get it will af fun if u dont like the text am come for u ok k now like it the end
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs? Christopher reeves in a house fire.
Knock Knock Who's there? Oswald Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!!!!
