Ban jokes
Orphans are banned in Alabama.
Why did the feminist get banned? For spreading conspiracy theories about the (non-existent) gender wage gap.
So here’s this funny story, and it’s true.
So my mom has this friend. When this guy was a kid, he was on the school bus, and this Mexican kid checked him into the aisle, so he hits him across the face with a metal lunchbox, and he started bleeding. Then they both get banned from the bus for a few days, so him and his dad drive to the Mexican kids house, and his dad says to the Mexican kids dad “if your kid ever picks on my kid again, I’m gonna come back to this house and kick your ass!”
Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
My grandpa has the heart of a lion,
and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section.
Trump can get banned. The cops can tack him to jail, and Trump go go go go bye bye for good. Trump is meing.
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.