Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:
Sum Ting Wong.
Wei Toh Low.
Ho Lee Fuk.
Ban Din Ouch.
Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
Why are all the emos banned from Six Flags?
Because they keep cutting in line.
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Why did a school shooter get banned from a game server?
He was caught aimbotting.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
A young boy walked up to his dad and asked, "Daddy, why are you banned from coming to elementary school?"
The dad calmly replies, "Because that's how I met your mother."
What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?
A depressed Indian boy.
Social media after banning Trump from every platform: “Haha he’s so embarrassed that he doesn’t speak anymore...what an idiot!”
Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?
Because the children kept calling me "daddy."
My Grandpa Has the Heart of a Lion. and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
I got banned from the library because I put the woman's rights book in the fiction section
Trump can get banned. The cops can tack him to jail, and Trump go go go go bye bye for good. Trump is meing.
If you are friendly on a game, should I will kill you in the game? You should say, "Will, if you did kill me, I will tell my more friendly to ban you from the game." The friendly should [ask], "What you got?" Friendly on the game [replies], "Jack, you are not my friendly, the all friendly you be ban, if you don't get it, will have fun." If you don't like the text, I am come for you. Ok, now like it, the end.
Why can't Trump go to the White House anymore? Because it's forbidden!
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
What’s the worst part about eating vegetables? Putting them back in the wheelchair.
What’s black and sits on top of the stairs? Christopher reeves in a house fire.
Knock knock. Who's there? Oswald. Oswald who? Oswald my Halloween candy and now it's stuck in my throat!
