I asked my dad , Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head? He replied, Because I thought it would look like hares
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
