Baldness jokes
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
What’s ten feet long and bald?
The conga line in the cancer ward.
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!