Baldness jokes
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
What’s ten feet long and bald?
The conga line in the cancer ward.
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
Your nan's bald.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?