Baldness jokes
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!
What's bald and can't grow no hair?
A kid with cancer.
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward. 😵😂😂
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
What's the hardest part of eating bald pussy? Pulling the diapers back up when you're done!
Your nan's bald.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
Why is the bald eagle bald?
Because it has no hair.
It has feathers. LOL.
What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?
I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"
He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?
Because it's ill-eagle.
What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?
Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.