Baldness jokes

Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.

I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.

And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.

Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.

I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!

I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.

Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!

Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.

Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.

Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.

That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮

One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?

Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!

I'm bald.

What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?

Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...

Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!

Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.

You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

Your hairline is in a different area code.