Baldness jokes
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Your hairline is so big even Dora the Explorer can't explore it!
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.