Baldness jokes
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.