Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
Me - why u need to use shampoo when ur already bald🤣
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
what zodiac sign has no hair cancer
What do you call a bald mexican A huevo
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops
My name is devonair when i get a haircut its always bald kids make fun of me the call me dang-nier bald head My name is devonair
*dev-on-near* *I always thought they were making fun of me cause of my name pronounced near*
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
I asked my friend "Hey did you get a haircut and she said no" and then I'm like really then why are you bald today.
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar? Because they both have eyes.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
What’s ten feet long and bald
The conga line in the cancer ward
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
What is a bald eagle's favorite chip?
Preagles!
Why don't Bald Eagles like fast food? It always runs away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
whats bald and cant grow no hair
A kid with cancer
Question: What’s bald and is in a straight line?
Answer: The cancer ward 😵😂😂
Why are eagles 🦅 bald?
Because they don’t wear wigs.
