Baldness jokes

Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.

Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL

Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.

Tyler's hairline is so bad.

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

Shut your transparent hairline up.

Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.

Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!

"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!

You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.

You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."

You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.

You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.

You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.

You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!