Baldness jokes
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like one!
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
You're so bald, Bob Hope would refer to you as "grandpa."
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
You're so bald that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Make like your hairline and scram!
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.