"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
I Met Lebron James And He Was So Bald At The Time That I Could Count His Hairs.
And That's 1 Hair and Mabey 2
charlenes hair kine was so fat that she was so bald and fat
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
That chromosome gon leave just like your hairline 😗😮😮
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!
I'm bald.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
Your hairline is still missing even Dora can’t explore it
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
