You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Tell me a joke about my hairline.
No, because he don't got one, feel like Donald Trump, it don't move.
Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.
A telescope has two uses:
1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.
"I have a three-head."
"I have a four-head."
Bald people have a seven-head.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Make like your hairline and scram!
I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.
And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.
Charlene's hairline was so far back that she was practically bald and fat.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
I can tell you used to be friends with your hairline, cuz it goes way back.
Your hairline is so far back, I wrote a summary about it.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
That chromosome gon leave just like your hairline 😗😮😮
One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.
Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?
