Baldness jokes

Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.

That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮

One, I grow some som more, yea, I am 4. I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, I'm Caillou, that's me.

Seeing so many balding college students is so sad. Like, why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you?!?

Your hairline is so far back that my father couldn't even reach the store in time before it grew!

I'm bald.

What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?

Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...

Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!

Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.

You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

Your hairline is in a different area code.

"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"

Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.

Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.

Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.

Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣

Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.

What did the hairline say to the hat?

"We go way back..."

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.