Baldness jokes

What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?

Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...

Your hairline is still missing, even Dora can’t explore it!

Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.

You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.

I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.

Your hairline is in a different area code.

"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"

Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.

Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.

Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.

Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣

Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.

What did the hairline say to the hat?

"We go way back..."

Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.

What zodiac sign has no hair?

Cancer.

What do you call a bald Mexican?

A huevo.

What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?

Putting the nappy on afterwards.

What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.

My name is Devonair.

When I get a haircut, it's always bald.

Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."

My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*

I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.

People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."

I know it's really, really, really, really bad.