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Baldness Jokes
Your hairline is so far back I learned about it in history class.
Your hairline goes all the way back to when Burger King was a Burger Prince.
Your hairline can fit a truck without touching either side.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
What did the hairline say to the hat?
"We go way back..."
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
What zodiac sign has no hair?
Cancer.
What do you call a bald Mexican?
A huevo.
What is the worst thing about licking a bald fanny?
Putting the nappy on afterwards.
What do you call a bunch of bald paki in a swimming pool? Coco pops.
My name is Devonair.
When I get a haircut, it's always bald.
Kids make fun of me, they call me "dang-near bald head."
My name is Devonair *dev-on-near*
I always thought they were making fun of me because of my name pronounced near.
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"
How are a bald eagle and a bald man similar?
Because they both have eyes.
What type of bird does not have feathers on itself?
A bald eagle.
Two bald dudes were pulling each other's hair.
What’s ten feet long and bald?
The conga line in the cancer ward.
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
