Baldness jokes
What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA
Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.
There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.
On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."
So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Your hairline goes so far back that even your mom couldn’t see it.
Your hairline is so back it's not even a hairline cuz you're bald. LOL
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Tyler's hairline is so bad.
When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."
Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
Shut your transparent hairline up.
Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.
Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD