Baldness

Baldness Jokes

Hairline

There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.

On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."

So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.

Hairline

Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.

Hairline

When you ask your brother where his hairline is, and he points where it's supposed to be, and you say, "I don't see one there."

Hairline

Your hairline is so far gone that it looks like someone dropped a nuclear bomb on it.

Hairline

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

Hairline

Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.

Bitch

"You get no bitches," said the man to the 60-year-old redneck virgin guy who is obese and balding with "Trump" stuff plastered all over his pickup truck.

Eagle

Why don't bald eagles brush their teeth? Because they don't have teeth! xD