Baldness jokes

What do you call a bald person on fire?

A fried egg.

Egg shaped, dome, bowling ball lookin' ass, bald fuck with that 360 degrees ahh head, motherfucker look like a damn balloon.

Call me Kobe 'cause I'm finna use your head as a basketball and throw it at yo' parents. Mr. Clean, bootleg Saitama lookin' ass mfer. No hair? :(

Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.

If you measured your hairline with a protractor, it would show 90 degrees.

When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.

My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.

Your hairline is so far back that your forehead looks like a growing parasite!

Your hairline is so bad, not even God could save it.

Yo hairline so long, it makes you look like Mr. Clean.

Your hairline goes so far back you have to wear sunscreen.

I looked at you, and you were bald until I got slapped up by Will Smith to the back of your head and saw the Great Wall of China.

Your hairline couldn't be seen even if it was glowing.

What's the most expensive haircut you can get? Chemotherapy.

Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!

What do you call a bald pig? Technoblade! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Yo, hairline start at the back of yo head.

There was once a grandfather. He had very little hair, and he lived in a forest.

On his death bed, he was fully bald. So he told his children, "You see my head? I have no hair. All of my hair has been wiped, and I hope this forest doesn't experience the same. Children, every time a tree is cut in this forest, plant a new one in its place."

So for years, and to this day, that forest still stands, each tree being replanted. All because of an old man and his re-seeding hairline.

Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.

Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.