You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
You're so bald, that when you wear a poncho, you look like a broken condom
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtle neck, you look like roll on deodrant!
You're so bald, I can see whats on your mind.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower? Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Your hairline goes so far back my history teacher was surprised.
a telescope has two uses: 1. to look in space 2. to see your hairline
"i have a three head" "i have a four head" bald people have a seven head.
I Met Lebron James And He Was So Bald At The Time That I Could Count His Hairs.
And That's 1 Hair and Mabey 2
charlenes hair kine was so fat that she was so bald and fat
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
That chromosome gon leave just like your hairline 😗😮😮
Seeing so many balding College students is so sad.... Like why the fuck is your hairline graduating before you ?!?!
I'm bald.
What’s the most annoying thing about licking bald pussy?
Putting the damn nappy back on afterwards...
Your hairline is still missing even Dora can’t explore it
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
GI Jane 2 can't wait to see it
