Baldness jokes

I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"

He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."

What bird doesn’t need a comb?

Bald eagles.

A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"

Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."

The player says, "Oh, good for you!"

What animal should wear a wig?

A bald eagle!

Why would hunting a bald eagle in America be a bad idea?

Because it's ill-eagle.

What do you call a guy with a bald head who loves to eat biscuits, raisins, and caster sugar?

Gary Baldy (Garibaldi)!

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.