Bad jokes
"You think THAT'S bad?!? Remember the time I was in Paris with Donny de Francovich?"
Why did the Scarecrow get a promotion?
Because it was OUTSTANDING in the field! πππππππ
An orphan boy at my school did really bad in a test and started crying.
I said, βDonβt worry, your parents wonβt say anything.β
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! π«₯
Your mama's breath smells so bad, people can't wait for her to fart.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they donβt know what a home is.
Your hairline is so bad it was used as the Starbucks logo!
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
This Native American won't stop talking bad about me, so I said, "Please stop acting like you first discovered this land belonged to your ancestors!"
Your hairline is so bad, it goes back in time!
There was this man, and he forgot about his wife's birthday. She was very upset and said that her present should come as fast as 1-200 by tomorrow. When she woke up, she saw a present in the bathroom. It was a scale.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
I was going to write a corny joke, but those are a bit too EAR-itating.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
Why are liberals so bad at playing hockey? Because it is played on ICE
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he always dropped the MIC instead of the BAT.
How Jupiter was discovered.
Once there was a fat lady who farted yellow, orange, and peach. All that fart went to space and created a planet that NASA saw and went over there, but it smelled really bad.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
My hemorrhoids are so bad, Iβve had toilet bowls that looked like abortions.