Bad jokes
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.
What did Gandalf say to Mario? "You shall not pass!"
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Why are gay people so bad at math? Because they can't multiply.
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt.
Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job, but just before the boss was going to hire him, he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over, the man screamed and jumped out the window.
He didn't get the job.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.
Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home looks like.
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(
I'm really bad at giving directions, but don't take that the wrong way.
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Who thinks I should keep bothering Gwen?
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Jake Paul
Oh no, I feel bad for Stephen Hawking. He can’t get up the stairway to Heaven.
Today sucked. My friend fell off a cliff, and I went to jail.
One day, little Johnny and little Susan were in bible class. Little Susan had been tired that day, so she kept falling asleep. The teacher said to little Susan, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt with a push pin, and she yelled, "Jesus Christ!" The teacher goes, "That's right, go back to bed." Then, the next thing the teacher asked was, "Who gave up their son for our sins?" Little Johnny poked her again, and she yelled, "God Almighty!" The teacher says, "That's right, go back to bed." The next question the teacher asked was, "What did Adam say to Eve after their 13th child?" Little Johnny poked her in the butt again. She yelled, "If you stick that thing in me again, I am going to break it in half and shove it up your own ass and see how you like it!"