What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
Bad Jokes
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
That is so bad, just like you.
Laugh.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
