Bad jokes
I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
My bad, I kick me bad in if balls, and he got so fucking mad.
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away.
A lot of people get mad at me for my bad jokes. I always thought they were punderful.
Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
I was bulimic but I gave it up.
It just left a bad taste in my mouth.
jacethehater, you are a hater, and it needs to stop! Waterhsharky is very nice to people, so leave him alone for whatever he/she did or did not do. He did not do nothing. So leave him/her alone. Plus, making threats to people is very bad, and comments can be seen everywhere! So don't get too cocky with everything.
Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.
Abortion is bad.
A fan gave another fan a blowjob.
Scratches on an icy road and kills 50 people on the bus, and when they get to Heaven, God feels so bad for them and grants them all one wish.
The first lady in the line was always worried about her looks, so she wished to be beautiful, and the guy behind her couldn’t think of what to wish about, so he also wished to be beautiful. This kept on going, but the guy at the end of the line started to laugh. When he got to God, God says, “What is your one wish, my son?” He said, “I wish you can make them all ugly again.”
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Hello, Brudas, my name Badabeeyeabolamazoqanba. I, forty-eight-year man from Somalia. Sorry for bad England. I sold my wife for internet connect, and I am level thirteen in Roblacks. If you want to get batter in Roblacks, contact me at Gmail@borakoobama. Send me your bank account information and password. Than I well give you all the cotton you desire. Sorry for bad spelling. I kindergarden dropout.
I'm Gay.
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!