Bad jokes
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.
мy naмe ιѕ jeғғ.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
"Morbius" is a bad movie (jokey).
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
Who thinks Kenya's dancing is bad and wrong? NO!!!!!!
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.