Bad jokes
Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.
мy naмe ιѕ jeғғ.
What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick.
What’s invisible and bad for you to breathe? Mustard gas.
What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste.
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
How did they lose 2 Towers?
Reason: They just fell, just like how it did in Jenga.
(I d*n't care if it's a bad joke, ok?)
What's handsome and smart, you can hear him and see him? It's you good-looking guys! So sad you can't read this since you're blind. Oh geez, I just found this website and I want to make people laugh. Too bad they can't see the joke.
If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
What has 5 legs, 3 arms, and 7 feet?
The finish line at the marathon bombing.
Why was the rapper bad at fishing?
Because he always threw back the lines!
Maybe Leo actually isn’t stupid... maybe she just has bad luck with thinking!
Inflation is so bad, McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Where does bad light end up at?
In prism.
Someone burgled my house the other day. It was terrible.
They ripped all of the front and back pages of my dictionaries. Things went from bad to worse.
The village people said that they need their idiot back; you better get going!
Laugh.
If you thought other people’s puns are bad, well, you should sea mine.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
Summer wasn't too bad either.