Bad jokes

Teacher: *calls you up to the board*. You: Ok. *Gets intense boner* *has to fart really bad* You: F***!!!!!!!

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Yo, hairline is a distraction to my barber because he wanna fix it so bad (because of how bad it looks).

What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?

A brunette with bad breath.

Your hairline is so bad that it turned Wonder Woman into Failure Man.

"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"

"You're ass heck bye."

What do you call a stupid turtle?

Retorted.

What did the comedian say when he walked into a bank?

"This is a stand-up."

Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.

A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!

Hands down, syndromes are bad.

People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."

I know it's really, really, really, really bad.

I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.

Why did the bike fall over?

Because it was two tired.

I'm Gay.

It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.

The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!

One day a son and his grandad were smoking.

Too bad only the sun was smoking. :)

Yeah, not too bad at all, really.

I drew a picture of Colby.

Too bad it got ripped up 😢

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

One is made of plastic and bad for kids; the other one holds shopping.