Back jokes
I broke up with my boyfriend and stole his wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back?
I'm back.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair.
Guess who came crawling back? Sadly, the hardest part to eat of the vegetable is the wheelchair.
"Back To The Future"-Doc: You can time travel to anytime in HISTORY, Marty, but NEVER go to the year 2021.....
Your hairline is pushed back; we can see what you are thinking of.
— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?
— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.
Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?
Because they don't have a home.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
I broke up with my emo girlfriend yesterday, look who came crawling back!
What has 182 teeth and holds back a monster?
My zipper.
Attention, everyone: I will be leaving this website. Thank you everybody who has been nice to me. Maybe I’ll come back in the future, but for now: Goodbye.
And Sterling has taken a dive.
That's all for financial news, back to the football.
Nasruddin Hodja was tilling his patch of land when a hunter came riding up.
“Hey, you!" said the man. “Did you see a boar run past?"
“Yes," replied Hodja.
“Which way did it go?" demanded the man.
Hodja pointed in the direction in which the boar had gone.
The man rode away without a word of thanks, but he was back within minutes.
“No sign of it!" he said. “Are you sure it went that way?"
“I am certain," replied Hodja. “It went that way. Two years ago."
So a mom went to her kid and said, "If you pray to God, He will give you your sight back." So he did exactly that.
The next morning, the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kid's room and asked, "What's wrong?" The kid replied, "It didn't work!" The mom said, "April Fools!"
So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back...
Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
An old woman walks into an outdoor supplies store.
"I'd like an infrared gorilla," she says.
The clerk proceeds to give her an infrared gorilla from the back room.
"We've had hundreds of these things in the back for ages," exclaims the clerk. "You're the first person who's actually wanted one."