my back is straighter than i am and i literally have scoliosis
why does the ophan drink hot coco with water because his dad never came back with the milk
Do you know why daddy never comes back to get the milk, because he’s the milk man.
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
10 years ago my dad said i should eat cereal with water until he comes back with the milk... i still eat cereal with water sadly
When you say to your friend I've got your back then at his funeral you see in his coffin he's missing his middle piece.
I went to the doctors yesterday I said: when I touch my back it hurts when I touch my knee it hurts when I touch anything it hurts! 😣 what’s wrong with me Doctor: you’ve broken your finger
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.
Why did the chipmunk swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry
Yo hair line goes farther back than the big bang theory
How many people can you fit in a car? 6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front and my nan in the ash tray.
My girlfriend asked my whether I was having sex behind her back and I replied "yes who did you think it was".
Go to and orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back
WHY DO U CANT EAT CERAL
BECASUE YOUR DAD NEVER CAME BACK FROM GETTING THE MIK!!!
I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕 and the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!! comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄
How many skinheads does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 10; 1 to do it and 9 to back him up.
I just got a text on my cell bone be right back ;)
What do you call a white kid at the back of class? A school shooter
*guy feels something on his back* “oh god, please let that be a rifle” “Nope. I’m just real happy to see you”
Quote from Seth no.1: "I would have fought back, but she was seven."
