Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.
What is the one thing wrong with Asian pet stores... There is always a kitchen in the back
A wife says to her husband 'you're always pushing me around and talking behind my back' 'what do you expect' he says 'you're in a fucking wheelchair'
Want to know how to fit 71 people in the car? 2 in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the fathers back. Keeping calm he tells the sons, "well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled then passed out from pain.
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods
voice in back: Well it looks like we're going huntin'
In the bus, you can't spell black without back.
what was the Fortnite kids last words, I didn't know pumps are back in the game
Kid: Dad where are you going
Dad: To get milk
TEN YEARS LATER
Kids friend: wheres your dad
Kid: he went to get milk but never came back
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front poker in the back!!
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared." "It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
tj hairline is so far back,,if you travel back time you still won't find it
If you humped a whale, it would humpback. -Gabriel Sanchez
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull. A jewish guy behind me said “a skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers.”
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus
My girlfriend dumped me so I stole her weel chair she came crowding back
I stool a wheelchair I knew the owner would come crawling back
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda? Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda....
I seen a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back, one of em was having fun getting his knot tying badge.
