Back jokes
Hey Gwen, next time you're online can you go to "son jokes".
I commented back to you and portory.
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!
Yo mama so fat, she called Dr. Seuss and he couldn’t even rhyme back.
Yo mama so ugly, when she sweats, the sweat runs down the back of her head to avoid her face.
Q: My dad woke up one morning about to go to work, but he was still really tired, so he decided the quickest way to wake him up was to slap him in the face.
So he asked me to do it, but I guess I don't know my own strength, and so he went back to sleep again...
At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake. Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
Your hairline is so far back, your barber didn't know where to start.
I was in bio when my teacher asked what would happen if all predators were gone in an ecosystem.
The kid in the back raised his hand and said, "So what IS gonna happen to you?"
Your forehead is so leaned back you can see the dinosaurs.
I take back my comments on the United healthcare CEO.
Being poisoned by a nurse wouldn't be that bad of a way to die as long as the nurse diluted the potassium chloride first.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
This year the London marathon was run on your hairline. It was so far back no one could complete it!
Back bent.
20 years later
Johnny: Hey dad.
Dad: Yea?
Johnny: Fuck you, I ain't comin' back to your grave in 16 years, then ima come back, BITCH!
Dad: Doing the same thing I did to you and your mother, ay? I deserve it :( ;O not real...NOT A FUCKING ALL.
Johnny: Yea you kinda fucking do.
Dad:...
College is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you, or they'll send your kid back.
Having survived a severe injury in my past, I'm kind of glad paramedics didn't succeed in bringing the United Healthcare CEO back.
I was suffering so bad I got delirious and thought that the nurses were putting poison in my water cup.
That CEO was so hated that one of the nurses probably WOULD have slipped him something!