Back Jokes

Dad: What did you learn in school today?

Timmy: Not enough, I guess, ‘cus I gotta go back tomorrow.

In the bus, you can't spell black without back.

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Why don't Orphans go to the shops because when there mum leaves shes never coming back

why cant orphans go to the hospital? because it is a family hospital ( sorry for the long breack in between my jokes i just had some family stuff but i am back

Your hair is so far back you left it at your last address

your hair line is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs

A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!🤣🤣

Q: why do orphans love playing tennis A: bc the ball comes back

BF: Babe, I have two questions.

GF: Ok, ask!

BF: Where have you been all my life?

GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?

BF: Can you please go back there?

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(there was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato)

Baby: wait for me!

(father tomato walks back towards the baby)

(he squishes the child)

Father: Ketchup

I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull. A jewish guy behind me said “a skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers.”

I was kicked out of a orphanage kitchen because I yelled hurry up some of us have homes to get back to.

What do you do when a woman is choking? Back up a couple inches

when you are going back to where you live from a place that is a time zone behind where you live: "looks like I am going back to the future!"

School teacher: "Hey kid. why don't you just go home to your family?" Orphan: "My family never came back for me" School teacher: "Your daddy must of really needed that milk"

My dad went to go get milk, he came back 7 years later and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk

When i was in middle school i was on my bus and people were doin hairline jokes and i heard this guy say "Your hairline goes back to..... uhhhhhh..... 2042?