Back jokes
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
Haven’t they switched him off and then back on yet?
Your hairline starts at the back of your head.
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
An Emo kid in a tree falls. At the same time an apple falls from the same tree, what hits the ground first? The apple would be due to the kid's rope and noose.
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
Your hairline left you because you were too ugly for your push back hairline.
"Send me back, I never liked you."
An orphan walks into a science lab. The lead scientist greets him and takes him to a DNA testing station. After some procedures, the results come back:
"UNKNOWN"
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back!
Why do jeans always compliment your booty?
Because they’ve got your back!
Man's hairline is back-court violation!
One Easter Sunday, a man goes to church and returns home with two black eyes.
His wife inquires as to how he got the black eyes.
The man goes on to say, “a lady stood up in front of me during mass, I saw her dress was stuck in her butt crack, so I reached out and tugged it out. She whirled around, became furious, and punched me in the eye.”
“That explains one black eye,” the wife says, “but what about the other?” The man explains, “I figured she must have liked her dress stuck up in her butt crack, so when she turned around I stuffed it back up there.”
When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, and she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commander's) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you!"
I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.
So I left my mom with my baby, and I was terrified when I came back; the wheelchair was in the water.
Your hairline goes as far back as the cavemen. Your forehead is also as deep as the cave.
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
A family put their kid and their dog in an orphanage but came back for only the dog.