Back jokes

Hi, how are you? Busy doing right? I just texted. Me and my dad were going out and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk home from home and walk home and walk walk home, and I will get back with him tomorrow morning.

My wife and I were at the park with our little princess today.

We decided to go back home, then some jerk had the nerve to shout, "Stop those two! They have my daughter!"

Hi! I’m going back home.

You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.

Person 2: What was it?

Person 1: He went as himself.

Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.

Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.

Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.

Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!

When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

What has 148 teeth and🥴🥴 holding back a monster? My zipper.

You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.

You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.

Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.

Orphan: Throws a boomerang.

Boomerang: Comes back with his father.

Father: Goes to get milk.

I'm back, bitches!

What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?

My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?

Because they don't have a home.