Back jokes

You are so ugly, when you went to a haunted house, you came back with a job application.

Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.

Orphan: Throws a boomerang.

Boomerang: Comes back with his father.

Father: Goes to get milk.

You so fat you got thrown out the window, but the window threw you back inside.

When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."

Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.

Your hairline is so far back that the United States got a front row seat!

Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.

Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.

1. Your brother says... “you look ugly.” You say back... “Nice, I was trying to look like you.”

2. You're so dumb, I'm surprised you even made it to kindergarten.

3. The ugly vowels: A, E, I, O, and YOU.

I'm back, bitches!

Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?

Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??

Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.

Why can an orphan go to a store to buy something and what can come back home?

Because they don't have a home.

Friend: My girls are like boomerangs; they always come back.

Me: Mine DON'T :(

What’s the difference between a boomerang and my dad?

Only the boomerang came back. It’s been 14 years, where’s my dad?

Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.

Waiter says, "Sir, we ran out of ranch, so I had the boys in the back improvise. But don't worry... It has even more zip & twang to it!"

You're adopted, that's why your mom or dad never came back with the milk!

What’s the difference between the milk and drugs?

My dad brought the drugs back, not the milk though! 😭

Why are you sitting down to pee? I don't have a good back and can't lift something big.

I’m back and have a joke my friend said!

Person 1: My brother's Halloween costume is so ugly.

Person 2: What was it?

Person 1: He went as himself.