Women say their baby daddies are trash like...woman didn't he impregnat you and didn't he win your heart, I'm mean his not trash you are!
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby? A: A clothes hanger
abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old
When babies kick their mother it'd okay but when I do it, it's a crime...
When you were born, you were so ugly, that the doctors slapped your parents. 👏🏻
Why can’t orphans have babies
Because they have no one to call daddy
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women they need to know their place and stay in the kitchen a d be baby makers.....
what is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree, one dead baby nailed to ten trees
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks? That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother "Mom can little girls have babies " his mom answered "of course not" a few minutes later his mom heard him shout to his friend "it's okay we can keep playing
So.. err actually know don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies but I had to abort.
Why did the Asian parents have a Asian baby
Two songs don't make a white
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees)dad “trust me shitting is weirder “
whats the difference between soccer and a dead baby? . . . i dont wear steal cap boots when i play soccer
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad? I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
