When babies kick their mother, it's okay, but when I do it, it's a crime...
When you were born, you were so ugly that the doctors slapped your parents!
Why can't orphans have babies?
Because they have no one to call daddy.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
what is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree, one dead baby nailed to ten trees
Did you know the Bible has a passage about killing babies by smashing them against rocks?
That's probably because microwaves hadn't been invented yet.
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
Why did the Asian parents have an Asian baby?
Two wongs don't make a white.
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
I'm still not sure how I'm not in jail or have been fined for littering. When I was born, I was born in a hospital trash can, therefore making me a literal piece of trash. That being said, any time I'm out in public, I'm a piece of litter.
What's the difference between limbs of babies and a dick?
I've never sucked on dicks.
Q. What do rapists fear more than rabies?
A. Rape babies.
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).
Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad? I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
Jack and Jill went up the hill had some fun now they have 4 babys
Why shouldn’t you do drugs? Weedle make you high.
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
My sister said that I am a baby, so I said, "Waa, waa."
