Baby

Baby jokes

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw pots and pans around.

"Ching, Chang, Clang!"

One day, a leaf asks Mom, "Mom, why am I named Leaf?"

Mom says, "Because when you were a baby, a leaf fell on your head."

The next day, Feather asks Mom, "Mommy, why am I named Feather?"

Mom says, "When you were a baby, a feather fell on your head."

The next day, Brick asks Mom, "Rhsisvrkanx!"

Mom says, "Shut up, Brick!"

What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?

I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.

What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?

I don't worship Jesus.

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  • Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.

    Aaron: Why?

    Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.