Baby

Baby Jokes

Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.

Aaron: Why?

Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."

What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?

Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.

Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค•๐Ÿค’no๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค‘๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™‰๐Ÿ™Š

Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch some pail of water.

Jack came down, and then Jill came tumbling after, so they had a baby...

What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?

Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

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Mommy, why is my name Brick???

Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.

Mommy, why is my name Rose???

Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.

Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."