Why are baby elephants so smart? They hang out with friends!
Why are cows 🐮 so big? To scare babies 👶.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
How many babys does it take to screw in a lightbulb more than 40 because my basement is still dark.
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
What is one of the worst but funniest incidents ever: a bullet in a baby in a baggy in a barrel in a bus in a nuclear plant were all of the employee's are molesters?
Once upon a time, three babies were born in 2015. She was always crying for 2015. He loves her birth date. 🤗😈🤗🤕🤒no🤗🤑😱😎🙌🙏🙈🙉🙊
Jack and Jill went up the hill to catch some pail of water.
Jack came down, and then Jill came tumbling after, so they had a baby...
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
Arby's fast food and abortion clinic: Your dead babies are our taters and gravy.
Mommy, why is my name Brick???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a brick dropped on your head.
Mommy, why is my name Rose???
Mom: When you were a little baby, a rose petal dropped on your head.
Brick walks in, "Blagudnunag."
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.
