What’s red and very rare ?
a baby in a blinder
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield
i make baby mush
What's the difference between a new born baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but least one gets picked up.
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose it can’t cause it can’t run yet
what did the chinese girl said when she had a baby? sum ting whong
(there was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato)
Baby: wait for me!
(father tomato walks back towards the baby)
(he squishes the child)
Father: Ketchup
I'm a little piss baby! -dream
POV:someone stole micheal jacksons baby: he he stole my bab he he
What do you get when you put a baby in a box of razor blades, and throw it down the stairs?
An erection!
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby.
I don't worship Jesus.
are you George Floyd?
cause baby you take my breath away... OOF
why cant two asians make a white baby? Because two wongs dont make a white.
pregnant teen: im pregnant my mums gonna kill me. Unborn baby: my mums gonna kill me
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
What's the difference between a yellow line and a baby? You can't run over a yellow line
Two baby seals walk into a club
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One smashes open when you hit it with a sledgehammer, and the other is a watermelon.
