Me, holding a baby: "Oh my God, it's so cute!"
Also me: "Throw it."
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Alright listen up, genius. This joke is funny because the person is saying how cute the baby is, but then they immediately say they wanna throw it. It's unexpected and kinda messed up, which is why it's funny. The joke is playing on the listener because nobody expects somebody to say that about a baby unless they are a moron, such as you. Here's some knowledge for you, Einstein: A human baby is called an infant. A newborn infant averages 7.5 lbs and 20 inches in length.