Childcare

Childcare Jokes

Baby

Babies can spread a nasty smell,

especially when you haven't fed them for a month.

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  • Orphanage

    People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.

    Baby

    How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail its hand to the floor.

    Mistake

    what does an orphanage and a hospital have in common?

    people go there to fix their mistakes.

    Memes

    Daughter

    I was watching my daughter play at the park. A woman came up to me and asked which one was mine. I said I was still choosing.

    Orphanage

    I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"

    God, I love working at an orphanage :)

    Christmas Tree

    Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?

    Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.

    Baby

    They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.

    Baby

    What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?

    Stopping it with a shovel.

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  • Baby

    Most people smother babies with love.

    I smother them with pillows.

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  • Donation

    What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

    My donation to the orphanage :)

    Orphan

    Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.

    Orphanage

    There was a kid crying. I asked him where his parents were. He cried more. I love working at an orphanage.