What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich?
I don't f**k a sandwich before I eat it.
What's harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree?
My dick while I'm doing it.
Where is the most dangerous place for a human being to be?
In the womb of a woman who wants to abort her unborn baby. đ˘
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327.
What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
What is blue and sits in a corner? A baby in a baggy.
How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.
What do Indian hip hop artists eat?
Rice rice baby.
How do you make a baby cry?
You punch it in the face.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
Whatâs Whitney Houstonâs favorite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
Whatâs better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I donât know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeĂąo business!
What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying âOoh, I love how smooth it is.â
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other is just a watermelon.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
What's the difference between a baby and a ball?
If you inflate the ball, it won't explode.
After a long labor, a doctor approaches the new mother and says, âMaâam, Iâve got some good news and some bad news. What would you like?â After quickly thinking it over, she responds, âIâll have the bad news first, doctor.â
The doctor replies, âWell, Iâm not sure how to put this, and Iâm sorry to have to tell you, your child has red hair.â
Relieved, a smile spreads across the motherâs face. âDoctor, if thatâs the bad news, whatâs the good news?â The doctor replies, âHeâs dead.â
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
How can you tell that a woman cannot fit through a vent because she got pregnant from a baby elephant? Ain't no telling who's in better shape, the elephant or the woman. I guess it's probably Weight Watchers.
