What time is it when you can smell smoke 💨 inside? Time to get outside
Id tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby. Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!"
I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby
how do taliban parents feed their babys?
"here comes the plane.. weeee, BOOM 💥"
I. Have no dad no milk and no mom so that means no tits like if u can relate
mom: please eat baby! baby: NO! mom: here comes the airplane!
Moto Moto stop giving the baby ur d
You should always wash your sex toys, thats why priests baptise babies
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person. So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
Q:Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean
A:to find his dad
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees)dad “trust me shitting is weirder “
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
(Credit to Meme Machine)
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
What's worst than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? 1 baby in 2 trash bins.
