What is round and squishy. A dead baby's head
Guy tells his pal...My wife is expecting. We're going to the clinic to see if it's a girl or boy. "Congrats man...what are you gonna name it if it's a boy? .... We're going with Trevor. Ok, what if it's a girl?... then we'll have an abortion.
What is a babies favorite song? Baby Baby by Justin Bieber
When you pull out but the baby's face turns blue
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bed time."
How do you know your baby is dead? It stopped screaming after not feeding the bastard for a month.
What's black and red and goes 90 miles an hour? A baby in a blender!
My wife and I were at he park with our little princess today. We decided to go back home, then some jerk had the nerve to shout "Stop those two! They have my daughter!"
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
My wife is pregnant with a 3 year old so I gave her medicine but now she’s pregnant with a 5 year old
why did the baby cross the road? because he wanted to die
How are babies and elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars
Q: what the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies. A: a Lamborghini isn't a very fun hobby.
Weenis long
How do you make a baby float?
You take your foot off it’s head
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Rock-a-bye dummy in the tree top. When the wind blows the cradle will rock. When the bough breaks, the cradle will fall. Down will come dummy, Cradle and all
a girl comes home finds her dad and 4 year old brother on the sofa she says dad why is he wearing that face mask the dad buckles his belt and says theirs more for you hunny
Do you know why Peter pan is always flying?🤔🤔🤔
Because he neverlands🤘🤘🤘
A girl was going through some really bad health issues at her house. It got so bad that she had to be rushed to the hospital. Her husband found out about this after work and went to check on her. When he got there, the desk lady immediately pointed down the hall to a doctor. The guy walked up to the doctor, "Are you the one taking care of my wife?" The doctor glanced away from his papers, "Yes, that would be me. But I am afraid that she is in very bad condition. I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that she will have to be wheeled around in a wheel chair. Also, she can't eat normally. Taking care of her will become very hard. Basically ot will be like taking care of a big baby." Shocked, the guys says, "Wait, if that's the bad news, than what is the good news?" The doctor goes, "I'm just kidding with you, she died!"
