So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
What time is it when you can smell smoke inside?
Time to get outside!
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
I know how unicorns make babies. The dad puts his horn in the girl's butt hole.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
How do Taliban parents feed their babies?
"Here comes the plane... weeee, BOOM! 💥"
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby.
Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.
What do you call a baby Mexican? A paragraph because they aren’t a full essay.
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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Why did the baby strawberry cry? Because his mom was in a jam!
I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
