Baby jokes
What's worse than 10 babies in a truck?
One baby in 10 trucks.
Why was the Ethiopian baby crying?
It was having a mid-life crisis.
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
If your wife dies of childbirth, can you press charges on the baby?
Man says, "What's Ligma?"
Woman says, "Ligma balls!"
Baby says nothing, she transgender.
Memes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What is the best way to catch a baby from falling off the roof?
With a pitchfork.
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Me: I'm sorry, Aaron.
Aaron: Why?
Me: Your parents couldn't be bothered to look past page one in the big book of baby names.
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
Crying babies are like parties. No matter how many times you try to end it, it keeps going.
Have you ever seen a baby unicorn? No! Because unicorns are gay rainbows in equine form.
You should always wash your sex toys. That's why priests baptize babies.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
So.. err actually, don’t worry. I was gonna make a joke about dead babies, but I had to abort.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣