My son.
What is worse: 10 babies stapled to 1 tree, or 1 baby stapled to ten trees?
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
How do you make a dead baby float?
1 cup rootbeer 2 scoops dead baby.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white baby? Because "two wongs don't make a white."
What is a failed abortion? Annabelle.
How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?
I don't know, I can't count while I masturbate...
Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
What's worse than five babies stapled to one tree?
One baby stapled to five trees.
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.
How do you make a baby cry?
You punch it in the face.
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
There were three babies in a mom's stomach. One baby asks, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The other baby answers, "A doctor. I want to help people. What about you?"
"I want to be an engineer. I want to make things. What about you?" he asks to the third baby.
"I want to be a hunter."
"Why?" the other babies ask.
"I want to kill the snake that spits on my face."
