Baby

Baby Jokes

What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

100 dead babies in a trash can.

What is worse than that?

There's a live one at the bottom.

What is worse than that?

It eats its way out.

What is worse than that?

It comes back for seconds.

What's worse than five babies stapled to one tree?

One baby stapled to five trees.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?

I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.

How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

There were three babies in a mom's stomach. One baby asks, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The other baby answers, "A doctor. I want to help people. What about you?"

"I want to be an engineer. I want to make things. What about you?" he asks to the third baby.

"I want to be a hunter."

"Why?" the other babies ask.

"I want to kill the snake that spits on my face."

A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?

- A boner.

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What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls?

You can only unload one of them with a pitch fork.