Why did the shark fisherman stop at the abortion clinic?
Because dead babies make the best chum! :)
Why do babies cry? Cuz they can't suck very well.
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? I don’t know. I was too busy wanking.
How do you make a baby cry?
You run over it with a lawn mower.
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
There were three babies in a mom's stomach. One baby asks, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" The other baby answers, "A doctor. I want to help people. What about you?"
"I want to be an engineer. I want to make things. What about you?" he asks to the third baby.
"I want to be a hunter."
"Why?" the other babies ask.
"I want to kill the snake that spits on my face."
What's the difference between a baby and a tire swing?
A tire swing doesn't die when you hang it from a tree.
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.