How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
102, if you have some alive ones.
Two kids walked into a bar. They were covered with blood. The bartender asked what happened.
The youngest said, "Well, we were trying to paint our basement, but we threw the babies too hard!"
Me, holding a baby: "Oh my God, it's so cute!"
Also me: "Throw it."
What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
I congratulated my friend on losing all that baby weight. She started crying and told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
what is the diffrence between a babie and a tramoline?
you take your shoes off to jump on one.
(Credit to Meme Machine)
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
What is blue and wiggling on my floor?
A baby in a bag.
what do you call a baby in an oven?
my next meal.
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?
The cat is still alive.
What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?
Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.