I congratulated my friend and losing all that baby weight she started crying told me I should make them for miscarriage like that......
what is the diffrence between a babie and a tramoline?
you take your shoes off to jump on one.
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
my old platoon sergeant always told me the hardest thing when walking thru a field of dead babies was.... his cock
(Credit to Meme Machine)
What's the similarity between a 14-year-old girl and the fetus inside her? They're both thinking, "Oh fuck, mom is gonna kill me!"
What is blue and wiggling on my floor? A baby in a bag
The doctor says "your wife is PREGNENT" the man says that he used a condom and the doctor says "ya but I didn't
Why did the baby cross the road????
Cause it was stapled to the chicken.
what do you call a baby in an oven? my next meal
What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?
AIDS.
What do you get when you throw a baby into the wheat thresher?
An erection.
what is scarier then a pile of dead babies? the bottom one ate it's way out
A baby seal walks into a club....
Ugh don’t you just hate it when your having sex and your parents walk in he room and say “ No more dead babies for your mister we are running low!”
Did you know hospitals have an entire wing for free dead babies? It’s called the abortion center
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat? The cat is still alive. What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner? Nothing it’s all just mystery meat.
I have a saying. Whenever you find a sink, there's probably a dead baby inside it...
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza? A dead baby can't feed a family.
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal
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