Men built civilisations Men went to the moon Men invented the modern comforts of todayβs society
Women did none of those They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby. They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when blueface baby drops a new album
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you I thought to my self of the last time I was a baby
Love u baby :^
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me, on one hand there's dead babies! but on the other hand women get a choice
All normal sized babies a delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
Abortion is wrong because God wanted the baby to be alive. Miscarriages is ok because God did not want the baby to be alive.
Yo mama so non verbal that sheβs Boss Baby
I was watching a documentary about how storks carry babies from their previous life to the next.
In his old life Michael Jackson mustβve been a teddy bear. The storks let him play with kids for a change.
Baby: Stroll? Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL! Baby: *happily screams* Stroller: *front wheels break off* Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS Baby: Oka- CRASH
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car? Open a pizza shop π
Women say their baby daddies are trash like...woman didn't he impregnat you and didn't he win your heart, I'm mean his not trash you are!
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby? A: A clothes hanger
abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old
When babies kick their mother it'd okay but when I do it, it's a crime...
When you were born, you were so ugly, that the doctors slapped your parents. ππ»
Why canβt orphans have babies
Because they have no one to call daddy
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women they need to know their place and stay in the kitchen a d be baby makers.....
