Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
Men built civilisations. Men went to the moon. Men invented the modern comforts of today’s society.
Women did none of those. They are useless, only fit to be baby making machines.
Huggy Wuggy and Kissy Missy had a baby.
They never gave him a name, so they just played cut the rope with him...
I looked at your hairline, and when I saw you, I thought to myself of the last time I was a baby.
What's the difference between a dead baby in my trash can and a discarded sex toy?
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I'm still trying to think of an answer.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
All normal-sized babies are delivered by stork.
Heavier babies are delivered by crane.
Yo mama is so nonverbal that she’s Boss Baby.
Baby: Stroll?
Me: *puts baby in stroller* WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL!
Baby: *happily screams*
Stroller: *front wheels break off*
Me: WE'RE GOING ON A STROLL WITH NO FRONT WHEELS!
Baby: Oka- CRASH!