Baby jokes
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
"Herishy, me lava u, why did u leave mee? Wahh wahh baby sharka, doodle do to to babyyy cutie pie..."
Little Johnny's neighbor just had a baby. He got invited to dinner with his neighbor. Little Johnny's dad said if he mentioned "ears" he will get a spank.
So Johnny looked in the bassinet. They were talking about the new baby. Johnny's mum said, "What beautiful eyes."
"That is great," said little Johnny, "because he will be stuffed if he needed glasses."
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
Jump in the Cadillac. (Girl, let's put some miles on it.) Anything you want. (Just to put a smile on it.) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all, And I'm gonna give it to you. Gold jewelry shining so bright, Strawberry champagne on ice, Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like. Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like.
-Tommyinnit
What day is Labor Day?
It's the day mommies have their babies.
"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream
I make baby mush.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣