Baby jokes
Your mum is a baby, huh? Not a little baby!
Alabama.
Every time there's a family reunion, a baby is born 9 months later.
Crispy, Juicy, Tender, I just put my new-born son in a blender.
What’s the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby?
Dogs only lick peanut butter off private parts.
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
I went to the store because I had to go to school to run up downstairs because my phone started calling me because I was playing Mario Kart on my kitchen sink's baby grandma, like if you cry every time.
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
What's worse than ten dead babies in a dumpster? One dead baby in ten trash cans...lol
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?
A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
What do you call a lion as a baby?
Cocota
What’s the best part about putting a baby in a blender feet first?
Watching their expression change.