Away jokes
One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”
Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!
"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."
Ohio BRUH
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
"Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa,"
"Give away my Money, No Papa,"
"Telling Lies, OK, Ima Check my Bank Account."
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”
"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."
"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...
Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...
I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...
When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
Bf: Babe, do you love me?
Gf: Of course, why do you ask?
Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.
Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.
Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.
Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...
The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.