Away jokes

Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...

The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.

Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.

What does 6 tell 7?

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing away the bent ones!

"Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa,"

"Give away my Money, No Papa,"

"Telling Lies, OK, Ima Check my Bank Account."

What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?

"Get to the ground, beef!"

Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."

Why did the orphan run away?

They wanted to go home.

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!

"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."

"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"

One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”

Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.

Orphan: But why?

Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.