Away jokes

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

Why did the orphan run away?

They wanted to go home.

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”

Why did Naruto run fast?

Because he tried to get away from himself.

"Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa,"

"Give away my Money, No Papa,"

"Telling Lies, OK, Ima Check my Bank Account."

What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?

"Get to the ground, beef!"

Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.

Orphan: But why?

Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.

I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...

Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...

I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...

When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.

"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."

"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"

A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.

Bf: Babe, do you love me?

Gf: Of course, why do you ask?

Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.

Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?

Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

You're like a stormy cloud, because once you go away, it's a nice day.

How did Anakin get away with cheating?

By choking on his wife!

Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.