Away jokes

Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!

Why did the orphan run away?

They wanted to go home.

Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!

Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.

Orphan: But why?

Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.

"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."

"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"

One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”

Why did Naruto run fast?

Because he tried to get away from himself.

I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...

Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...

I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...

When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.

Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing away the bent ones!

What does 6 tell 7?

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.

What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?

"Get to the ground, beef!"

"Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa,"

"Give away my Money, No Papa,"

"Telling Lies, OK, Ima Check my Bank Account."

A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.

Bf: Babe, do you love me?

Gf: Of course, why do you ask?

Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.

Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.