Away jokes

I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"

I say, "Your parents."

You're so ugly your hairline ran away!

One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

"Kobe is known for fade aways too bad he faded away."

Your hairline's so far back that Usain Bolt had to run 50 miles away from you!

Your hairline is so far back, when your forehead was playing tag, your hairline ran away real far.

Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!

Why did the orphan run away?

They wanted to go home.

Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.

"Jimmy Jimmy, Yes Papa,"

"Give away my Money, No Papa,"

"Telling Lies, OK, Ima Check my Bank Account."

What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?

"Get to the ground, beef!"

I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...

Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...

I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...

When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.

One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”

Why did Naruto run fast?

Because he tried to get away from himself.

A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.

Bf: Babe, do you love me?

Gf: Of course, why do you ask?

Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.

Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.

Yo mamma so fat, when she tried to sit down the chair ran away.

Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?

Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?

How did Anakin get away with cheating?

By choking on his wife!