Away jokes

Why did the orphan run away?

They wanted to go home.

Your hairline is so far back, even Shaggy and Scooby ran away!

I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.

You and your sister always get into a fight and she says, "I don't care." Then you say right away, "About you!"

Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?

He kept throwing away the bent ones!

What does 6 tell 7?

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"

One day I was saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, “Yeah, what gave me away?” I said, “His parents.”

Why did Naruto run fast?

Because he tried to get away from himself.

"Jiggle balls, jiggle balls, jiggle all the way."

"Dr. Squatch will heal the itch, and know it goes away, hey!"

I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day...

Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away...

I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand...

When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.

Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.

Orphan: But why?

Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.

A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.

Bf: Babe, do you love me?

Gf: Of course, why do you ask?

Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.

Why do you Scotchmen wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.” So I took away his towers, and he took away my queen.

Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.

How did Anakin get away with cheating?

By choking on his wife!

Dating in your 30s is like looking for a parking spot...

The good ones are all taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away.

Why didn't Michael Jackson get away with messaging with kids? Because they were all juveniles.

Why did Michael Joseph Jackson cross the road? To get away from the parents of the boys who stayed in his house, and to go to a store where boys' underwear was 1/2 off.