Aviation jokes

It’s a bird.

It’s a plane.

Oh, shit it is a plane!

These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.

Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.

Open wide, here comes the airplane!

The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.

My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.

Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.

Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.

Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.

North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?

Because they are afraid of the jet.

When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.

Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.

What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?

New York Jets.

Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"

Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."

Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?

Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!

“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”

“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”

What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?

... plane.

9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.