What do you call a squirrel that flies? A flying squirrel.
"I’m coming for you two!"
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry? - Adam?
- Can you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
What do you call a muslim flying a plane... A pilot
