Aviation jokes
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.
Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.