Aviation jokes
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.