Aviation jokes
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.
Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.