The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.
What is your car you cannot drive? A super flying car!
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
None of these jokes really took off.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
My BALLS itched when I crashed the plane.
Never joke about 9/11, they'll just crash and burn.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
