Aviation jokes
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.
Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.