Aviation jokes
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.