Aviation jokes
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.
Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.