Aviation jokes
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
What did the Twin Towers order for dinner?
Two large planes.
Give a man a plane ticket, and he’ll fly for a day.
Push a man from a plane, and he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.