Aviation jokes
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
What did Kobe say to the helicopter?
"Don't crash!"
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Leave a man on a plane, and he flies for a day.
Throw a man off a plane, and he flies for the rest of his life.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
What do you call a Flying Pilot?
He pee on the plane.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.