Aviation jokes
Why are American pilots better than Russian pilots?
Because they sure as hell don't drink on the job.
What is the difference between a black pilot and Charlie Kirk?
The black pilot is still alive.
"There's one terrible pilot." -- President George W. Bush on September 11, 2001.
Must have been a woman pilot.
What is the national bird of Iran?
An American drone.
If Asians are bad at driving, then was Pearl Harbor an accident?
Why did the fat man miss his flight?
His body weight exceeded the weight limit.
Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To get to the airport!
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
I met a kid at the park. He was holding a picture of his parents in his hands. They had died on 9/11.
So, I went to comfort him. I said, "Hey, I lost my grandpa on 9/11. He was great. At flying a plane."
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.