my grandpa was a great pilot. but he died. on September 11 2001
My great grandfather died in 9-11......
He was such a good pilot......
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane? A biplane.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight
It was women driving the planes for 9/11
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
When you got on an airplane the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
what's a towers favorite bagel i dont know but it ant plane
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagans Fifa team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly or... Are they just given a quick crash course?
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
9/11 jokes just dont fly around me
One of my family members died on 9/11, he was one of the best pilots in the middle east
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
My dad died in 9-11. At least he did what he loves best, flying planes
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
making 9/11 jokes its just plane wrong
