my grandpa was a great pilot. but he died. on September 11 2001
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
What do you call an LGBTQ+ plane? A biplane.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight
It was women driving the planes for 9/11.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."
The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
When you got on an airplane the flight attendant asked which hairline you were flying with.
Science can fly you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.
What is a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it sure as hell ain't plain.
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
what's a towers favorite bagel i dont know but it ant plane
lmao why do people think they can fly?
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
My dad died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot I ever knew.
What are the similarities of GTA V and 9/11? A plane can be stolen and crashed into a building by a bunch of terrorists.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
