Aviation jokes
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
I hate airplanes!
I took a plane to go see my hairline.
How are rape and an airplane similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
The pilot goes "We're going down!"
The other pilot yells "Down like your syndrome?"
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!
Stop making 9/11 jokes. They don't land so well.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was such a good pilot.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
lmao why do people think they can fly?
For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need: grenades, guns, ammo—unless it was bolted down, it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude.
When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?" he asks.
"Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”