Aviation jokes
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
I threw a paper airplane at the twin sisters. The teacher was upset. I guess they don't read the news.
When you're working in the Twin Towers, but you have to turn your computer to airplane mode.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
(The plane) we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it. Oh no, we have to go through it.
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
I wonder if Kobe Bryant enjoyed his last flight.
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people.
What do Drew Bledsoe and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both got taken out by two jets.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay?
Bagels.
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need: grenades, guns, ammo—unless it was bolted down, it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude.
When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?" he asks.
"Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.