What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
