"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
Famous last words.
Twin towers: “Is it a bird, is it Superman? AAAAAHHHHHH SHHHHHIIIIIIIIIZZ!”
When you realize the shuttle blew up.
Then you realize you're on the shuttle.
my grandpa was a great pilot. but he died. on September 11 2001
My grand pa died in 911 he was a grate pilot
I want to be a pilot.
What’s the difference between my mom and the Twin Towers?
My mom got hit by two cars. The Twin Towers got hit by two planes.
My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.
Sally jumped out a plane, she forgot her parachute!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally...
How did she die?
A bomb came down whilst falling through the sky.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
A bomb.
- Why is that flight waiting at 30,000 feet height?
- One tire became flat. They are changing it in the middle of the journey.
Why does the army take orphans as fighter jet pilots?
Because homing missiles don’t work on them.
Best friend makes joke about 9/11.
Me: My pop was a part of that!
Best friend: So sorry!
Me: My pop was the pilot of the plane, he flew through 89 floors.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
