Aviation jokes
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
I never make that type of joke. They always seem to crash and burn.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay?
Bagels.
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need: grenades, guns, ammo—unless it was bolted down, it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude.
When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?" he asks.
"Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.
Is that a bird? Is that a plane? It's a plane!
Why did the chicken cross the towers?
Because he ordered a plane pizza and didn’t get to the other side.
You're so bald, United Airlines has asked for permission to land.
Were Japanese suicide bombers taught to fly, or was it just a quick crash course?
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
“Who are the fastest readers in the world?”
“The 9/11 pilots, they did 30 stories in 7 seconds.”
9/11 jokes just don't fly around me.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.