Aviation jokes
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
I know a good airplane joke, but it will probably go over your head.
Twin Towers: "No, it won't."
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
Me dozing off while driving.
Everyone else on the passenger plane: September 11, 2001.
Leave a man on a plane, and he flies for a day.
Throw a man off a plane, and he flies for the rest of his life.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
You know the song "Getting Drunk on a Plane"? It was written by the pilot of the Lingard Skinner pilot.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
I want to be a pilot.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
What's a tower's favorite bagel? I don't know, but it ain't plain.
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
What's the difference between a bird and a fly?
A. A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!