Aviation jokes
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
When your plane heads for New York...
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
"September 11th plane driving classes for free."
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
I wonder why the plane got bigger and bigger, then it hit me.
Why did the plane crash in the ocean? Because the pilot saw steward Undercut!
If Asians are bad at driving, then was Pearl Harbor an accident?
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay?
Bagels.
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need: grenades, guns, ammo—unless it was bolted down, it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude.
When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?" he asks.
"Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.