Aviation jokes
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
You can only say "Kobe" now when you're playing flight simulator.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed?
Someone turned off flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airplane mode.)
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
When your plane heads for New York...
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
One's a drive-through and one's a fly-through.
All my 9/11 jokes seem to fly too low.
I don't like telling nine eleven jokes, because they always crash and burn.
What did one plane say to the other? "Let's fly!"
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
I wrote a joke on MH370... but I don’t know where it went.
If a chicken flies into the plane and the plane crashes, whose fault is it?
A: The driver's. Chickens can't fly.
A flock of swallows were migrating south as a jet flew past them.
"Why was that one flying so fast?" asked one. Another answers, "Can't you see his tail is burning?"
I would say a 9/11 joke, but it wouldn't land well.
If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay?
Bagels.
A hired gun gets on a private plane to his next contract. Halfway through the trip, he notices the plane rapidly losing altitude. So he opens that back of the plane and starts tossing out everything he doesn't need: grenades, guns, ammo—unless it was bolted down, it went out. He stopped throwing things out when the plane started to regain altitude.
When the plane lands, he sees some kids giggling on the side of the road. "What's so funny?" he asks.
"Daddy farted and the house blew up," said a singed little boy.
Q: If a boat could fly, where would it go?
A: An airport.