Aviation jokes
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Yo mama so fat, when she went sky diving everyone screamed "METEOR!!!"
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Memes
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.