Aviation jokes
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.
Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!