What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
When you're in the World Trade Center and you connect to airplane wifi.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
I don't know, but it's coming for the towers.
Why do blind kids like plane crashes?
Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.
People thought they were going to another country till they saw terrorists were flying the plane.
"Buy a man an airplane ticket, he will fly once. Throw a man off an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life."
- Sun Tzu
What bee is terrible at flying? Kobe.
Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?
Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
Why did the 767 fly into the towers?
Because a310 dared it to.
What did Al-Shehhi say to Mohamed Atta?
"We are on time!"
What did Osama have?
Two Boeings and a dream.
What do you call a helicopter, elephant, and rhino?
Hellephino (Hell if I know)
"Hi, plane," said the tower.
Did you know penguins can fly if you throw them hard enough? Just like children!
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
You know what I told my little brother plane?
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
