Aviation jokes
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Kobe's favorite song was "It's going down for real."
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.