Aviation jokes
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
How dare you people make 9/11 jokes? It's just "plane" rude!
Open wide, here comes the airplane!
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
Jokes about the Twin Towers and planes usually crash and burn.
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"