Aviation jokes
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
Have I told you the joke about the airplane? Ah, forget it, it probably just went over your head.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What do you call an Arab and a black man flying a plane?
Pilots. You racist f*ck.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
I'd tell you a 9/11 joke, but it'd fly over your head and into the Twin Towers.
It's a tower.
No, it's a plane.
Me: Nope, it's 9/11.