Aviation jokes
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Yo mama so fat that when she attempted suicide, she bounced to Area 51.
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
My dad died during 9/11, he was the best pilot in all Saudi Arabia.
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
What do you call a Muslim and an Arab in a plane?
Pilots, you racist fuckers!
Yeah, I stopped joking about 9/11. My jokes usually just ended up crashing and burning.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.