Aviation jokes
What did the Twin Towers say to the plane?
When do we think the Empire State Building is going to be shot down?
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exercise. They got up into the air and Jim said, "Okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "What?" as he looked over at Jim.
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
Arabians go weeeeee
Q. Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
A. Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they only got plane.
Chuck Norris sneezed and sent 2 planes flying... on September 11, 2001.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Women were flying the plane.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.
What do you call a plane with no wings?
Sally.
People often ask me what I would do for a Klondike bar. Well, I'd straight up put 5 hijackers on Flight 175 before it departed from Logan Airport at 8:14 a.m. on September 11, 2001.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Your forehead [is] so big that if I drew an H on it, Kobe could have landed there.
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day.
Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life.
Osama Bin Laden is his name.
Crashing planes is his game.
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed?
People, they ordered pepperoni pizza, but they got plane.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.