Aviation jokes
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Why did the plane cross the sky?
To hit the Twin Towers...
What do you call an Indian plane that comes back?
A Boomerang.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.
What do you call a plane with no wings? Sally.
Obama has dih.
But the Twin Towers just had a hard landing.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!
The Twin Towers were mad at each other, so they all just started launching planes at themselves.
787 bowing.
"That plane lookin kinda low."
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that Keagan's FIFA team should be this terrible, also the problem is that Keagan is a Real Madrid fan.