Aviation jokes
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day.
Push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I caught a cold, Mary Earp caught the ball, what did the towers catch? The plane.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
Producer: We need to stop testing out products on animals.
CEO: Shampoo companies do it all the time.
Fairchild Republic making the A-10 Thunder Bolt.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
What did one plane say to the other?
"It’s been a long day, I’m ready to crash."
Other plane: "No you’re not, we haven’t even gotten high yet!"
Helicopters fly because they are so ugly that the ground pushes them away.
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.