I guess this is pretty plane.
I am sorry I am just winging it.
Wow, I guess these jokes haven't taken off.
Wow, I just landed that one!
Aviation Jokes
When a plane is having turbulence, it’s just the pilot shaking the steering.
"9/11 was not funny; it was plane wrong because my dad was the best fucking pilot in Jeddah."
I would tell a joke, but I’m sad my dad died in 9/11. He’s the greatest pilot that went down with the Twin Towers.
What do you call a Flying Pilot? Because he can go pee on the plane!
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
What happened to Peter Pan when he jumped off the Twin Towers?
He Neverland.
When you are chilling in the World Trade Center, and then you suddenly get airplane WiFi.
Why are planes the most dangerous killers?
Because they killed 2,996 people in 10-25 minutes.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
They made a movie about 9/11.
It was a big hit.
I bet Kobe failed flying school.
What did the helicopter say to the mountain?
Kobe!!!
Just send me to hell already.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
A twin engine has two engines.
If one engine stops, the other will have just enough power to get the plane to the scene of the accident.
Why was I angry on my plane? Because I read these stupid 9/11 jokes.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
I dropped my phone, but it’s on airplane mode.
Why did the parachute refuse to open?
Because it had a "fatal attraction" to the ground.
"I’m coming for you two!"
