Aviation jokes
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
At 5 years old, I already knew how to throw paper airplanes thanks to my Arabian relatives!
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
McDonald's has a drive through.
Twin Towers has a fly through.
Why did the plane go to KFC?
To lose its wings and crash!
I hate airplanes!
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
I am up in the air about becoming a pilot.
Give a man a plane ticket, he’ll fly for a day. Push a man out of a plane flying 10,000 miles up, he’ll fly for the rest of his life.
Why couldn't an eagle do a barrel roll? It's oblivious, it's il-eagle.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
When you are being spoon-fed and your mum says, "Here comes the airplane."
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
The biggest inconvenience in 2001, I thought, was my brother. Turns out it was 9/11. I guess the planes saw him be born and died from how ugly he was. Aluh aluckbar.
How old is a blue plane?
Blue.
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
What did the passengers of the plane say when they saw the airplane strip? Nothing, because it was not an airplane strip, but a tower.
Damn, this new Angry Birds is fire!