Aviation jokes
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Me: Opens the window to get some fresh air.
Everyone else on the plane: 😟...😱
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
What's the 9/11 survivors' least favorite team?
New York Jets.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
A blind pilot walks into a plane waving his walking stick.
The passengers all look at each other in disbelief. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the captain is legally blind, but rest assured, he is one of the best pilots in the world with over six thousand successful flights."
Next the co-pilot makes his way to the plane, and he is also blind and uses his walking stick to make it to the cabin.
The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the co-pilot is also blind, but rest assured, he is the second-best pilot in the world with over five thousand successful flights."
At this point, the plane begins to take off from the runway. As it gains speed, the passengers grow tenser. The plane keeps accelerating more and more, and as it approaches the end of the runway, it still hasn't left the ground. The plane is approaching the end of the runway at high speed, and the passengers scream, "Oh my God, we're all going to die!"
Suddenly, the plane takes off and begins its ascent.
The pilot turns to the co-pilot and says, "The day they stop screaming, we're screwed."
When the Two Towers ordered pizza, all they got was plane.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
Yeeeeeeeet!
Someone ordered pizza on a tower... A plane came.
Roses are red, violets are violet.
My grandad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
My grandpa died in 9/11.
He was the best pilot.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
They ordered pepperoni, but they only got plane.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
I flew a paper airplane and I rate it 9/11.
My grandpa was a great pilot, but he died on September 11, 2001.
According to all known laws of aviation, a bee should not be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground, but of course, bees fly anyway because bees don't care about what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, Black. Yellow, Black.