You could say ancient Egyptians and JDM car fans are alike--they both worship Datsun.
Automotive Jokes
The Stigg and his fake ass life.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
What did the car say when it crashed? That's wheely unfortunate!
What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
"Racecar" spelled backwards is "racecar," but "racecar" sideways is how Paul Walker died.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Luckily, his funeral was a closed casket, sorry, his car blew a gasket.
What do pedophiles do when they wake up?
Turn on the child safety lock on the car.
A guy crashed his Ford SUV. He couldn't escape.
The Stigg
What’s the difference between 1000 used tires and 1000 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
My friend dreamed of being a porno star.
He did it for 3 months and decided it was not for him.
The next job he got was pumping petrol. Halfway through filling up, he pulled the hose out and started spraying all over the car!
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
I see what you did there.
My boyfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of his Honda Civic, but I refused. If I’m going to have sex, it’s going to be on my own Accord.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
What’s the difference between a 5.7l v8 and a dead baby?
If you lift the hood on my car, you won’t find a 5.7l v8.
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
