Automotive jokes

Bar

  • A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

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  • Condom

  • What’s the difference between a tire and three-hundred-sixty-five used condoms?

    One’s a good year; the other’s a great year!

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  • Community talk

  • Do any of you have any beautiful vintage cars from the 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s or 60s? We would like to see this!