Automotive jokes
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Do it
Fuck teslas
Fuck Teslas
I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys
this my dad car
Community talk
Do any of you have any beautiful vintage cars from the 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s or 60s? We would like to see this!
The people who put up with the stig are real heroes. He's an absolute dipshit
The stig are you a boy or girl