Automotive jokes

Year

  • What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

    One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.

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  • Abortion clinic

  • Where is the worst place to lock your keys in your car?

    The anti-abortion clinic because you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.

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  • Baby

  • What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?

    I don't have a sports car in my garage.

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  • Community talk

  • Do any of you have any beautiful vintage cars from the 20s, 30s, 40s, 50s or 60s? We would like to see this!