Automotive jokes
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite type of car on fire? Hot wheels.
My friend walked down the street and peed on a car.
Why are sex toys something to stuff in your asshole and not a big racecar?
Memes
Do it
Fuck Teslas
I know them all, just like you keep busting onto your computer keyboard, that's why it's always got sticky keys
this my dad car
