Autistic jokes

What, I am an autist..... Villads?

What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?

A toolbox.

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid's sketchers light up.

DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you're gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌

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If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

Why are drums and autistic people the same?

They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"

I was 11 or 12 at the time.

Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...

If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.

When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.

What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?

A LETHAL WEAPON!

What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?

Special forces.

Btw, I'm 13.