100+ Best Autistic Jokes - Page 7 - Worst Jokes Ever

Joey

People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.

Kid

An autistic kid.

Memes

Virgin

A person wearing a black t-shirt with the text "AUTISTIC VIRGIN" in white letters.

Kid

Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?

Ant

What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.

News

Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.

Memes

Wheel

Just came up with a smart new way to make jokes. Try to figure it out without context

A screenshot of a website called "wheelofnames.com" with a wheel. The sections of the wheel contain: priest, prostitute, autistic, racist, transphobic, porn, woman, and shooting. To the right of the wheel there is a list with the same words. The text on top of the wheel says "The world stands with Ukraine". The website offers a feature to spin the wheel from within Discord.

School Shooter

Michelle Obama wanted more vegetables in school.

The image shows a split view. On the left, there's a portrait of a young man with glasses. On the right is a blurry image of a classroom, with a person visible in the background. Below, text reads, "Georgia School Shooter Targets Special Needs Class, Autistic Teen Among Victims".

Autism

A billboard against a purple and pink cloudy sky with text that reads: "THIS IS YOUR SIGN! TELL AN AUTISTIC PERSON 'I LOVE YOU!'" followed by the social media handle "@ALLAROUNDARIELLE".

Autism

A multi-panel meme. The top panel is a cartoon showing a sad baby elephant covered in numerous syringes. It has a speech bubble that says "I have autism". In the background, a woman sits on a couch while a man watches a television screen that displays the text "SCIENTISTS ARE MYSTIFIED AS TO WHAT IS CAUSING AUTISM". This panel is shared by "Kari Bundy - Health Activist". Below this, a comment from user "absurdist-void" reads: "you're laughing but i can't stop my autistic elephant son from shooting heroin while i'm trying to watch tv with my bitch wife".

Bee

Whoa autistic bee

A cartoon image of a bee with a somewhat disturbing expression and a fur collar.

School shooting

Skeletor looking up with an open mouth and a worried expression. The text says: "When you're shooting up the school and bust into the special ed class and the autistic kid tries to summon a force shield."

Text message

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first message, sent on Saturday at 10:25 PM, reads "Wyd baby girl" with heart eyes emoji. The second message, sent today at 8:02 AM, reads "I want your lil autistic ass to be mine" with a winky face emoji. The third message reads "Wyd today."

Bill Gates

Community

Bree (eats hair, stay 20ft away)

Cosmo is my weird autistic dyslexic beautiful disabled loveable father <3

cardiopulmonary resuscitation

Poll

would you bully someone because they are autistic?

bombing the bomb (I kicked a child)

I'm so fucking autistic I have to go to a autism center called centria every weekday