Autistic jokes
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
Everyone is autistic midgets.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
You're walking into a bar and you see 2 younger kids around 18. You call the manager to have them removed, but no one came down.
Later that night, you see the 2 18-year-olds, 1 was a girl and the other was a boy, so you call the manager down. No one came again. You confront them and tell them to leave, but one turns around and hits you. You are knocked out on the floor. When you wake up, there is a hard feeling in your a**. You turn your head around and there is an autistic girl with a strap-on in your a** going full on hard.
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.