What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.
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Everyone is autistic midgets.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
You're walking into a bar and you see 2 younger kids around 18. You call the manager to have them removed, but no one came down.
Later that night, you see the 2 18-year-olds, 1 was a girl and the other was a boy, so you call the manager down. No one came again. You confront them and tell them to leave, but one turns around and hits you. You are knocked out on the floor. When you wake up, there is a hard feeling in your a**. You turn your head around and there is an autistic girl with a strap-on in your a** going full on hard.
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
What do u call a autistic kid if he was short a short tistic
