Autistic jokes
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
What do you call autistic people with guns? Special forces.
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
Everyone is autistic midgets.
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
Vote for the better joke.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.
You're walking into a bar and you see 2 younger kids around 18. You call the manager to have them removed, but no one came down.
Later that night, you see the 2 18-year-olds, 1 was a girl and the other was a boy, so you call the manager down. No one came again. You confront them and tell them to leave, but one turns around and hits you. You are knocked out on the floor. When you wake up, there is a hard feeling in your a**. You turn your head around and there is an autistic girl with a strap-on in your a** going full on hard.
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.