Autistic jokes
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
Memes
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.