Autistic Jokes

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tryed to fight me so i said: IF you wanna fight me ill run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs ill already be down the stairs waiting and he started crying

The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing

Astrophysics fact: If you count every stars on a Saturday night, you're autistic.

if your feeling mad punch an autistic kid whats he gonna do, blaber to the teacher

What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?

Mashed potatoes

What do you call a Autistic kid?

A work of Daniel

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺 DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”

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How do you kill a spider ?

Just get a autistic person

That autistic kid having sex for the first time' "U The Hips, U The Hips

What do you call a hung autist... Dead

It's weird being an autistic eugenicist. On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth

When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it’s a piñata: 🤪🏏

Fortnite balls im gay i like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil mosey is white

Why do people think Mozart was autistic?

Because he was probably ritarded

VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”.

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