Autistic jokes
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): "How are you doing?" Me, an autist: "Pretty bad honestly." Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?
Special forces.
Btw, I'm 13.
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
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Autistic spesh people are drongos.
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
What do you say to a magician with autism?
Are you "Autism-ic?"
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏