Autistic jokes
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."