Autistic jokes
Why do people think Mozart was autistic?
Because he was probably retarded.
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
When the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom, and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like Indiana Jones!
Bro: I’m not that autistic. bro
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
An autistic kid.
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm, and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
What's an autistic kid's favorite transformer?
Autistemist Prime.
Autists either believe everything you tell them or are nonstop skeptics. There is no in-between.
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
I'm autistic.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
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