When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
What do you call a hung autist... Dead
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it’s a piñata: 🤪🏏
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
why did theautistic kid walk across a busy road?... He was chasing is mind and got hit my a car
what's the autistic kid's favourite song? yours
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
what do you cal an autistic kid with a gun? special forces
Fortnite balls im gay i like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil mosey is white
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
