Autistic jokes
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
Astrophysics fact: If you count every star on a Saturday night, you're autistic.
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
What do you call an Autistic kid?
A work of Daniel.
Memes
Shhhhhh... he's having a happy autistic boy moment
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
An autistic woman walks into a bar. "A serving of Screaming Banshee, please," she says.
The bartender says, "Ok, you seem to like it, unlike a retired special ed teacher that passed through a few minutes ago."
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
Why did the autistic kid walk across a busy road?
He was chasing his mind and got hit by a car.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.