Autistic

Autistic jokes

What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.

What do autistic retards and birds have in common?

They both flap their arms, lol.

Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

"I thought what we had was special!"

What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?

ARRRRRRRRR!