Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Why do ableist people hate autistics?
They're scared they'll never be special enough.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What did the autistic man order at McDonald’s?
Ass Burgers.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Why don’t autistic people like Autism Speaks?
They’re jealous that autism can speak.
(This is not meant to be triggering, sorry if it is).
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
What do you call a autistic person playing a guitar?
Guarded.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
I hate autistic people
what instriment does an special ed kid play ? autistic gatar
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up? I thought what all we had was special
What does a autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common
They both have special needs
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully? ARRRRRRRRR
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDs.
I’m autistic and I don’t approve of you guys making fun of the 75,000,000 other people
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
