I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): How are you doing? Me, an autist: Pretty bad honestly. Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
When the school shooter says "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
What do you call a autistic kid that’s good at art??
Artistic
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when I push my autistic brother down the stairs.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shot both of them, just not in public.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
Im autistic myself so dont go crying in my comment section.
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf he said on a special website
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "autistic child zone". Then I thought to myself Oh shit that wasn't a dog!
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special
im autistic and i find these so funny
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises. I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs so I don’t know why they do it
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 1: LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up. DISLIKE: When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die but he remembers the time you gave him a pen. 🖌
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