Autistic jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?
Neurospicy.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?
A dumbism star.
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
That autistic kid having sex for the first time:
"U The Hips, U The Hips!"
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.