Autistic jokes
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
How do you kill a spider?
Just get an autistic person.
What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?
A dumbism star.
What do you call a hung autist...
Dead.
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What do you get when you beat up an autistic kid?
Mashed potatoes.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
I was driving through a neighborhood when I saw a sign that said "Autistic Child Zone." Then I thought to myself, "Oh shit, that wasn't a dog!"
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month.
LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
An autistic kid hit me, so I kicked him back and he died.
Inmate 1: Why are you in prison?
Inmate 2: I killed 4 people and robbed someone, what about you?
Inmate 1: I blew up a school bus.
Inmate 2: OMG, you demon! Were they autistic?
Inmate 1: No, they were Fortnite kids.
Inmate 2 (who is Muslim): Halelouia, we have found the messiah!
What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?
A boomerang.