Autistic jokes
When the school shooter kills five people, and the autistic kid yells, "Heroes never die!"
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
Bro: I’m not that autistic. bro
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Imagine being autistic idiots.
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
I'm autistic.
I hate autistic people.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.