What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
Autistic Jokes
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Imagine being autistic idiots.
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
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What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
I'm autistic.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
I hate autistic people.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
An autistic kid.
What do you call an autistic ant? An Evelyn.
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
