Autistic

Autistic jokes

Kid

What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?

A short tistic.

Gun

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.

Bird

What do autistic retards and birds have in common?

They both flap their arms, lol.

Tree

What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?

The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.

Memes

Shooter

When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.

When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.

When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.

When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.

Kid

What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?

A zombie Apocalypse!

Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟

Kid

Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?