Autistic jokes
What do birds and autistic people have in common?
They both flap their arms.
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
What’s an autistic person's favorite movie:
A Quiet Place?
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Autistic spesh people are drongos.
Bro: I’m not that autistic. bro
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Imagine being autistic idiots.
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
I'm autistic.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
I hate autistic people.