Autistic jokes
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Imagine being autistic idiots.
Memes
What, I am an autist..... Villads?
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
What falls from the tree first, the autistic retard or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the autistic retard.
What do you call an autistic kid going down the stairs in a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels!
When the school shooter runs out of ammo: K a l m.
When he grabs a full mag: P a n i k.
When he looks back and doesn't see you, but you're hiding in one of the classrooms: K a l m.
When the autistic kid's Sketchers light up: P A N I K.
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
I'm autistic.
I hate autistic people.
What do you call a horde of Autistic kids?
A zombie Apocalypse!
Uuuuuuhhhhhhhhh🧟
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
An autistic kid.
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?