Autistic jokes
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
What did the Autistic kid say to his bully?
ARRRRRRRRR!
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
Why did the autistic ice cream run away from the party?
She had a meltdown.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
What do you call an army of autistic people?
Special forces!
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
Imagine being autistic idiots.
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
Autistic students are the best, hands down!
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
When the school shooter drops his gun, and the autistic kid picks it up thinking it’s his long lost nerf gun.