Autistic jokes
If you're feeling mad, punch an autistic kid. What's he gonna do, blabber to the teacher?
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 3: LIKE: When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it’s a Disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
DISLIKE: When the school shooter gets killed and everyone is cheering but you walk toward his gun; “I will finish what you started.”
Vote for the better joke.
When the school shooter makes the emo kid hang himself and the autistic kid thinks it's a piñata: 🤪🏏
An Oxymoron: A “Normal Autistic”.
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
Why are autistic kids a stupid, brainless, special freak?
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
Imagine being autistic idiots.
I hate autistic people.
Autistic kids are like cats. Prove me wrong.
I asked my brother who is autistic how he found his gf. He said on a special website.
What do you call an autistic daughter?
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
It doesn’t make much sense why autistic kids run down the hall screaming racecar noises.
I mean, they aren’t in wheelchairs, so I don’t know why they do it.