Autistic Jokes

when the emo kid is about to hang himself in the school bathroom and the autistic kid starts swinging the rope like indiana jones

Whats an autistic kids favorite transformer? Autistemist Prime

an autistic man walks into a bra

VOTING FINAL This vote is for the best School Shooter joke of the month. - LIKE: When the school shooter is about to leave your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up. DISLIKE: When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.

Vote for the better joke and the Joke of the Month will be announced in the comments tomorrow.

My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tryed to fight me so i said: IF you wanna fight me ill run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs ill already be down the stairs waiting and he started crying

What do you call Autistic kids baking? Downies with brownies

What did the autistic kid say to his girlfriend after they broke up? I thought what all we had was special

What do you call a autistic person playing a guitar?

Guarded.

An Autistic Chef made Hamburgers out of Donkey meat.

He called them: “ASPERGER’S”

One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV His daughter comes in and says "dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! Its because when you were born a rose peddle fell on your head." "Cool" Rose said.

The second daughter walked in and said "dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied,"Oh! its because when you were a baby, a daisy peddle fell on your head." "Awesome" Daisy said.

The third daughter came in and said "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!"

Astrophysics fact: If you count every stars on a Saturday night, you're autistic.

When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself thinking it’s a cigarette.

What does a autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common

They both have special needs