what instriment does an special ed kid play ? autistic gatar
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
everyone is autistic midjets
An autistic kid hit me so I kicked him back and died
what do birds and autistic people have in common? they both flap their arms
When the school shooter kills the teacher and the autistic kid declares communism
What’s an autistic persons favourite movie: A quiet place
what do u call a austitsci kid with a rocketship a cocker
karens yell i screm my mum fucks me
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder
When the school shooter pulls the fire alarm and the autistic kid thinks it’s a rave party.
When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
One morning a dad was sitting and watching TV His daughter comes in and says "dad! Why is my name Rose?" He replied, "Oh! Its because when you were born a rose peddle fell on your head." "Cool" Rose said.
The second daughter walked in and said "dad! Why is my name Daisy?" He replied,"Oh! its because when you were a baby, a daisy peddle fell on your head." "Awesome" Daisy said.
The third daughter came in and said "DuUuUDeEeEeDrrrrrrrrr!!!" "SHUT UP CINDER BLOCK!!!"
What do you call an autistic black man with a Rifle? Black ops
When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape and he looks at you like 😋
What did the deaf, dumb, blind, paraplegic, autistic baby get for Christmas? AIDS.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go uh uh uh uh uh uh
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): How are you doing? Me, an autist: Pretty bad honestly. Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
