Autistic jokes
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
People named Joey are autistic and need to die fatty.
How do you torture an autistic dude? Start a staring contest.
What do you call an autistic kid if he was short?
A short tistic.
If Joey Deacon made his own company, it would be called The Joey Deacon Company; Walt Disney should have a run for its money.
P.S. The Joey Deacon Pictures logo would have some autistic people making noises to "When You Wish Upon A Star", with the castle being the Blue Peter ship instead.
When the school shooter says, "Everybody get down!" and the autistic kid thinks it's Simon Says: 🙋♂️🙋♂️🙋♂️
Bro, imagine shooting a school for autistic people.
Good news! There's a new program to help autistic people. It's called Action T-4.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
What do autistics, women, and chinks have in common? They can't fuckin' drive.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
What would Patrick be if he was a dumbass and an autistic person?
A dumbism star.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.
Why should you put an autistic person in a refrigerator?
Because otherwise you’ll get a rotten vegetable.
(Not meant to be triggering).
Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.
Everyone is autistic midgets.